What is Thomey?
1.
One who frequents smutty sexual acts including, but not limited to, the Birmingham booty call and the San Franciscan slop tart. Comes from the unfortunate incidence of running into many of these people in school, work, or any social setting; hence asking yourself why god is doing this to me.
I was at this party yesterday and some vegan was eyeing me down, clearly looking to perform the Thomey on me.
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