What is Thong Birds?
1.
Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.
He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
Random Words:
1.
Going through the motions of ignoring network status alerts (or any other alert), then promptly ignoring.
Shit, I just received an aler..
1.
masturbating followed by an immediate nap.
When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.
See pornogra..