What is Thong Birds?
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Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.
He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
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The first wipe you make after taking a shit to see if you need to wipe more.
Man last night i was taking a shit and my recon wipe revea..
