What is Thong Bonus?
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When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”
Ricky: “Why?”
Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”
Ricky: “Totally.”
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Random Words:
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A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:
1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
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When a vending machine refuses to accept your dollar bill.
I couldn't get the vending machine to not regeorgeitate my dollar.
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