Thong Bonus

What is Thong Bonus?


1.

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.

Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”

See thong, thongable, chuck norris, sexsuade, rebooty, shattler


28

Random Words:

1. Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylv..
1. A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase. "..
1. when you take your dick and rub it in her crack so shit gets on it and then she licks it off i just gave this girl an ass swipe See sw..