What is Thong Scale?
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This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.
1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.
Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.
Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
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