Thong Scale

What is Thong Scale?

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong

2. Leather thong

3. Leopard thong

4. Borat leopard thong

Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.

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