Thong Speed

What is Thong Speed?

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief

that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

Jockitudilation

1. Undefined swagg. It's so out of this world that it's someone's individual swagg identity that can't be jocked. It&ap..

Meaty Tim

1. when the male cock is resting within the membranous boundaries of the anus I want a meaty tim and a bur. I can't sit down from my..

Zamming

1. Running as fast as possible; especially a gang of kids. "Me and my friends were zamming across the playground, when we crashed int..

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