Thong Speed

What is Thong Speed?

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief

that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

Load Sopper

1. a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off hey Sally, we need to get..

Quandy

1. A quick hand job Hey Emily we don't have much time before your parents get home...how about a quandy? See sex, hand job, oral, fu..

Zeussie

1. The coolest thing on the face of the earth, the, the only, ZEUSSIE. He can do everything, he can fly, he has X-Ray vision and he can pre..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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