Thong Speed

What is Thong Speed?


1.

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

2.

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief

that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.


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