Thong Speed

What is Thong Speed?

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief

that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

One-eyed Willy

1. A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby tr..

Noserude

1. A ned, a common person. Sometimes used to describe children. Noserude, noserudery, Noserudia are all derived from "Rudolph the No..

'sshole

1. Contracted form of asshole. Used to describe a stupid person or a jerk. Pick up the wallet you dropped, 'sshole...

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