Thong Theory

What is Thong Theory?


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A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women.

Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot':

Hotness Scale:

1 <= n <= 10

Women who are rated n < 4:

These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1

Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7:

These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2

Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7:

These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1

Mike: Her tits are nice and she's got a nice face. I'd give her a 7.

Joe: Dude! Mike, she's totally wearing a thong though. That makes her an 8 today! At least according to the thong theory.

See thong, g-string, gstring, panties, bathing suit, whore, underwear, butt floss, floss, thongs, panty, bikini


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