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If ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.
You: Hey gurlll!
Her: hey
you: what you doing tonight?
Her: nothing
You: o..
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A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to..
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A bra. A term used by adolescent males.
"Hee! She's wearing an over the shoulder boulder-holder!"..