Thort Edit Meaning

1.

A pussy that has been bored outso long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boneras well as nightmares.

That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.

2.

Text-kiddy/crack baby speak for "thought".

I thort my sister was actually my mum.

See thought, think, thinking, text speak, lazy