What is Those We Don't Speak Of?
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n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>
*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)
*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney
*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up
*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice
*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim
"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"
"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."
"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"
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