What is Thou Suck'st?
1.
Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.
Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.
Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap
Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!
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