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The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back..
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Blonde creature that resides in Mackem-land during the week and returns to a much nicer habitat at weekends. Often seen performing crabb..
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The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes an..
