Threading The Needle

What is Threading The Needle?


1.

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

See sex, flaccid, soft, drunk, stupid

2.

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

See pissing, pooping, threading, aim


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