Three Eyed Turtle Edit Meaning

1.

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATMhere.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

See cog

2.

a synonym for titty fucking.

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.

See donkey punch, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, titty fucking, nutting

3.

Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...

Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!

See Big Dizzle