What is Three Hole Certify?
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The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
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One who has succesfully eaten enough cheese to kill themselves
The man died of cheese-munching..
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when a homo sapien masterbates under water till fire oozes out of a volcanoe and lands on a monkey yet collapsing its shin only for you ..
