Three Hole Certify

What is Three Hole Certify?


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The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.

I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?

See anal, oral, vaginal, sex, slut, piitb


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