Three Second Miracle

What is Three Second Miracle?


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The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"

Woman: "Wait what? your done already"

Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

See sex, quicky, quagmire, drunk, condom


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