What is Three Shakes?
1.
English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
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