Three Shakes

What is Three Shakes?


1.

English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.

Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.

Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.

1st Example :

John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!

Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...

2nd Example :

John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!

Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...

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