What is Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger?


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A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

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