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When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and t..
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Like a regular Internet, but with more m's
I was checking this thing out on teh intermanet last night when my modem borked..
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When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.
Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took..