What is Three-eyed Salamander?


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noun - similar to the sex act known as the three-eyed turtle, but with the theme being tongues; a tongue in each hole of a woman; a LIMBER woman bends over holding her ankles while one person makes out with her, one person performs cunnilingus upon her, and one person performs ATM (a rim job); Eeewwwwwwwwwww.. maybe..... not....... ummmmm.......

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the surgeon general, women should not perform the three-eyed salamander during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.

(2) Performance of the three-eyed salamander impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

(3) Because its just fucked up.......

See atm, cunnilingus, make out, rim job


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