What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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a fat ugly gay stupid bastard
dude! u numchuckmunk!dont feel my balls!..
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sticking your weiner in a baby bottle-pop (or a bowl of sugar) then receiving a blow job
man since we started dating, Heather's be..
