What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.
I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a..
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The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.
Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!
*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*
Sluts come o..
