What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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When a man says he doesn’t want to marry the woman he’s with but enjoys living with her pretending as though he is married to her alread..
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it simular to wolfbagging except you do it to a fat ugly woman
heard about wolf bagging, so i pulled a fat ugly woman to try it. but t..
