What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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a skin disease that itches really bad.
My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.
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The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is..
