What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack. also known as saggy old man syndrome.
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Drafted by the Portland Trailblazers in the 1996 NBA draft where he stagnated for four years until being traded to the Indiana Pacers. I..
