Three-eyed Turtle

What is Three-eyed Turtle?


1.

Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.

Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.


13

Random Words:

1. The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In..
1. A word, coined by the Bloods, that means "the crib". They use it to replace crib because it begins with a C, like their rival ..
1. 1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun 2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck. no, we're not goin out, shes ju..