What is Three-eyed Turtle?
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let..
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a dope ass kid that jacks from the hype beasts & gives to the less fortunate.
damn, jeressa is a yummy jacker : shes hella dope <..
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this is when you are sitting on an airplain for a long time and in the air port you find that long lost skittle that fell during snack t..
