Three-point Check

What is Three-point Check?


1.

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."

"Dude, I just wiped out bad."

"Did you do a three-point check?"

"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

See testicles, oi vay, jew, genetalia


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