What is Three-scallop Problem?


1.

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted copthe purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

See problem, secret, knowledge, movie, stallone, future, prim, prissy, mystery, nod, wink


55

Random Words:

1. When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you) "Th..
1. n. 1: intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. 2: having or displaying a qwantz nature. 3: large green tyrannosaurus r..
1. 1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded." 2) The most recent edition o..