Thrift Card

What is Thrift Card?


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A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.

Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!

Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.

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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.

Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.

Ian: True.

See card, thrift, worthless, annoying


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