What is Throck Morton?
1.
A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.
My weiner curves to the left, therefore I am throck morton left.
2.
people of the land of Mor (in Ireland) of the clan Throck.
(comes from ireland...)
The Throck Morton's are a fine bunch!
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