Throne Messenger

What is Throne Messenger?

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

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