Thumb Butter

What is Thumb Butter?


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When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".

Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!

Awww man that is the worse!

See skid marks, hershey, split, swamp, butt


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