What is Thumb Butter?
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When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".
Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!
Awww man that is the worse!
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The classy terminology for Morning Wood or your "wakeup" erection.
(Narrative) Dude, when I got up this morning and walked ou..