Thumbsturbating

What is Thumbsturbating?

To constantly text, and when your not obsess about it. Self-gratification in "playing" with your phone with your thumbs.

1. Mr. O caught Kelsey thumbsturbating in front of him in class during third period.

2. She thumbsturbated all over the place as she texted her friend.

See text, masturbating, playing

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