Thumped Edit Meaning

1.

To be extremely drunk.

Man, I was thumped last night!

See drinking, beer, drunk, nipped, slocked

2.

To have been beaten or pounded.

"Dude, what happened to Mark's face?"

"He started some shit at the bar last night. Got thumped pretty bad."

See thump, fighting, beat down, fucked up, owned, hurt, beat

3.

Adj. Thumped

1. Of or relating to possessing many epic loots

2. To be in the possession of an exceedingly gross number of epic loots

3. Having more epic loots than one knows what to do with.

"That guy is so thumped, he ran out of bank slots for all his epics!"

See thumped, epics, loot, thump

4.

v. Past tense of the intransitive verb, to Thump.

The act of leaving an area or confrontation at the most inopportune time, often creating a scene of confusion and disbelief.

"Why isn't he defending Blacksmith?"

"Oh! He Thumped."

See thumped, thump, thumping, afk, leaving, disbelief

5.

The act of having sex with a very large penis, Having had the thumper soundly applied to the female (or male) of the species

He thumped her in the butt

See fucked, hammered