Thumping The Bible

What is Thumping The Bible?

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

See jerking off, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, masterbating, beating your meat

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Iggie

1. one how contracts monkeypox by having sexual intercourse with prairie dogs and various other small woodland creatures. Iggie is gay. 2..

Kat-devil

1. one who runs her fingers through her hair while saying fuckin repeatedly 2. Often seen "thumpin" or "blowin up" in..

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