Thumpkin

What is Thumpkin?

Masterbating while taking a shit

dude my phone fell in the toilet while I was doing the thumpkin

See blumkin, superman, shit, poop

one who is being a ass

dum thumpkin

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Recieving head while taking a shit

My high school lacrosse coach told us of the thumpkin his girlfriend gave him.

Flip Two Shits

1. When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flippi..

7-day War

1. The extended period of battling with your woman while she is bleeding from her cunt; the "period" of time where a man can win ..

Nag Champa

1. A great incense to burn, with its strong individual smell that you can't find in any other incense. Starting with a potent smell th..

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