Thunder Cunt Edit Meaning

1.

Any woman fitting the definition of a completly hanous raging bitch, who, upon picturing naked you envision the depths of nothingness encapsulated by the most disgusting hairy herpes infested vagina EVER!

That fat bitch is a raging THUNDER CUNT!

See donko, cunt rag, jaime, hilary clinton, liberals, Puffer

2.

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.

An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

See cunt, fat, heffer, vagina, labia

3.

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

See coose, bearded axe wound, bat cave, vag, cunt

4.

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.

Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick

See cunt, almighty, hooker

5.

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

See lips, vagina, pussy, cunt, thunder

6.

like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"

"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."

See cunt, thunder, sex, angry pirate, bitch, ho, tit, shit, ass, vagina

7.

When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.

That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!

See thunder cunt, thunder, cunt, angry pirate, dirty sanchez, abe lincoln, hellen keller, angry dragon, pink sock, hot karl, alabama hot pocket, pussy