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Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.
All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you..
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She's got her period.
I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in.....
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The act of removing one's technology (i.e. iPod, cell phone) from one's pockets before riding a roller coaster.
Hold on, Bill..