Thunderturds

What is Thunderturds?


1.

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.

"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

2.

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

3.

Nuggets that are so hard to get out, one must let out a thundurous roar to help the nuggets fly from ones ass

Damn, joe must have the thunderturds cuz he is yellin!

4.

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.


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