Thunderwhack

What is Thunderwhack?


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The act of masturbation, when the person shouts the name of a person in the vicinity, and then stares them in the eye when they come to investigate.

Steven is having a "good time" in his bedroom.

Steven: BRUCE WILLIS!

Bruce Willisbursts through the door, stangling a panda.

Bruce Willis: What did you want?

Steven stares him in the eye, awkwardly.

Bruce Willis: DID YOU JUST THUNDERWHACK!!!

Bruce Willis eats Steven's spine.

See danger wank, beating the clock, safe sex


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