What is Thurito?
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The most awesome thing ever. It's a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Created by Xavier the Renegade Angel in 1662, it died in late 2008 from deliciousness. Judge Fudge would've attended Thurito's funeral, but, ironically, he was to busy being delicious.
The Thurito - three burritos in one. Fuck. Now I want some Chipotle. Man, I don't give two shits if they're owned by McDonalds; I want me some fuckin' Chipotle!!
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