Thurston High School

What is Thurston High School?


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A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.

Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.

See ths, hellhole


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