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The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
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A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.
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The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposi..