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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! W..
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the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all ov..
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A delicious pub cocktail. In a large pint glass fill with:
Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.
Mate, ..