Thwackermits

What is Thwackermits?

large mittens worn upon the hands for snatching orangutans from their trees.

explorer: is that an orangutan up in that tree?

his friend: why yes it is. Allow me to obtain it with my thwackermits.

Zhh

1. shaving womans pubic hair by the vagina, pronounciation is like a shaver, like a barber the girls vagina was to hairy, so i zhh'ed..

Lunch-style

1. Having sex using a homemade saran-wrap condom. Man, I ran out of condoms, so I did that bitch lunch-style! See lunch, sex, condoms, wr..

Boyance

1. What to call your male partner when you've been together for a while and boyfriend just seems lame, but you're not ready to co..

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