What is Ticketmasterbation?
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What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.
After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.
After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.
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To be on the lookout for a corpulant waitress (Large Marge) who likes to rip off her customers, then intimidate them by the sheer terror..
"I'd get jocko'd for $36 Million!"..
