What is Ticketmasterbation?
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What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.
After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.
After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.
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Person who needs a good acne cleanse.
Girl 1: That guy's hott!
Girl 2: Unattractive needs proactive! He's extra grody.
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