Ticketmasterbation

What is Ticketmasterbation?


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What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

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