Tick-tock

What is Tick-tock?


1.

describes the rhythm of buttocks in motion, esp. desirable ones.

"tock" is short for BUTT-tocks.

"tick-tock" is also onomatapoeic, describing the sound made by shoes or high heels.

here's how it might be used in conversation:

George W. Bush: "tick-tock, twelve-o-clock." (the girl walking right in front of us has a fantastic ass i can't stop looking at. are you looking at it too?)

Dick Cheney: "tick TOCK." (yes, i see. it is quite remarkable)

George W. Bush: "tick-tock you don't stop" (i could look at that ass forever)

Dick Cheney: "you know what time it is." (i agree wholeheartedly)

George W. Bush: "tick...tock...tick...tock"

Dick Cheney: "hmmmm... tick-tock, three o'clock." (look to your right)

George W. Bush: "tick TOCK."

etc.

2.

An extremely questionable weekend destination in Canton, N.Y. where college students go. One "dances" in the Tick-Tock, and is tipically inebreated at this location. One also tends to go with the intent of getting laid.

"Wow, the Tick-Tock was a waste of five dollars."

"Dude, I know, we just gave away our money to the Fat Man."

"I was so drunk at the Tick-Tock, I don't remember making out with him at all!"

See sketchy, ticker, drunk, skank

3.

Female masturbation. Probably derived from the sound of a finger moving quickly and rhythmically inside a wet taco.

Little McCormick, lay down for her lettuce lick.

While eating young Marsha’s pie

She stuck in her thumb, and tick-tocked Miss Plumb

And said, Ooooohhhhhhhh, spank me hard, you dirty bi*ch, make me squirt, harder, ooooohhh that’s it, don’t stop, AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH.

See masturbation, finger, wank, orgasm

4.

Amusing, fun, wild

or

Awesome, amazing, thrilling!

Usually used when surpised with some good news, and you're thrilled.

A: A new theatre opened nearby.

B: OMG that's so tick-tock!

5.

Cool, hot, seen as stylish, hip. Usually seen as new, and very accepted, and surprisingly cool!

Those new clothes are so tick-tock!

That's a tick-tock haircut!


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