Tickturd Edit Meaning

1. the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops everyone poops is an awesome book. See poop, shit, poo, dood..

1. A gay Mexican boy who is so poor he sleeps in a sombrero. Matt is a dooback fo shizzle. See Super Greg..

1. What you say to someone who asks you for a hat and you really want to know the ROI behind the excercise. Ezra, ukiddinme?..