What is Tido?
1.
A small Asian sex slave.
Johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his Mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her arse.
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2.
A Badass who takes no shit from nobody, and will own anybody who fronts with him.
Dude: Yo dawg, that guy over there's a Tido, mess with him and he'll fuck u up!!
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3.
1)
{Verb}
To throw 110% effort into the pursuit of a lady, yet still set off her gaydar.
2)
{Noun}
Someone who's testicles have mysteriously grown in the wrong place since birth
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He really thought he was in there, but it turned out that he had Tidoed.
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And then Moontel shakes hands with this Tido, who, I shit you not, had em growing off his chin, dude.
4.
Dumb canadian warez wh0re who begs people for shells and topsites, usually offering things he doesn't have in return.
Yo man, I know you want on dis fat FTP, but you ain't gotta TIDO me for it!
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