Tie Your Shoe At Your Funeral

What is Tie Your Shoe At Your Funeral?

1.

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!

Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

See sarcasm, sympathy, pity, shoe, funeral, try not to die

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