Tie Your Shoes

What is Tie Your Shoes?

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.

A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

See tie, shoes, fellatio, sex, blowjob

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