Tieitis

What is Tieitis?

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"

"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?

"What medical condition would that be?"

"Tieitis"

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