Tiers Of Drunkenness

What is Tiers Of Drunkenness?


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1.Zach Laffin

-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more

-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"

-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'

2. Wooden Hammer

-shirts come off

-Everyone is your friend

3.Hammered

-Self explanatory

4.ShitFaced

-Belligerently drunk

5.Iron Horse

-Fuckin' gone

-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown

Tiers of drunkenness

1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."

Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."

2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."

3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"

Zach: "Shut up buddy."

4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."

5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."

Andrew: "Lightweight."

See shitfaced, drunk, hammered, iron horse, dead


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