What is Tifa Lockheart?
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A "female" character in Final Fantasy 7. Tifa is known for sleeping with anything that is alive. She is the biggest slut I have ever seen, and the biggest bitch. She rejected Cloud when they were kids because Sephiroth was banging her. When she found out Cloud had a big dick(no offense Cloud!), Tifa decided she wanted to fuck him like she did with almost every video game character. So when they grew up, Tifa wore the sluttiest clothes(which she borrowed from Paris Hilton) and thought that Cloud would then want to fuck her. But CLoud fell in love with Aeris, and Tifa then decided to fuck Corneo. But when Aeris died(=) Tifa then wanted to get Cloud's attention, but Cloud would rather hump his dead grandmother's corpse than some worthless drag queen who probably has more than 100 STDs. Tifa, please suffer the slowest and most painful death, and may your soul burn in hell and your corpse explode 1,000 times, and your blood shall be in my hands as I laugh maniacally and poke chickens with swords. Hehehehe...Im just that nuts. I hate Tifa with a passion! I hate her more than you, and you, and you, and YOU!
Me, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have a dog that wouldn't fuck you!
Tifa Lockheart: *cries* CLOUD NEVER LOVED ME!!!
Me: Dont be sad, dont be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
*Sephiroth comes in out of nowhere and deflates her boobs*
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