What is Tiffer?
1.
NOUN
1. An object being highly under-valued.
2. An object that possesses values that no ordinary human can ascertain.
3. A creature that has procured perfection through its imperfectness.
VERB
1. The action of possessing above mentioned values.
ADJECTIVE
1. Of possessing the afore-mentioned values.
Why can no one see her as I do? She has obviously been tiffered.
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2.
Used during the '50s to describe the flood of overweight, child molesting Chinese immigrants entering Leith Docks. Also applies to Albanians.
"Fucking Tiffers! Coming to this country, taking our job! Taking over our takeaways!"
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3.
A fat fool that is in love with girls he will never get, and is a hater on people who do get them.
"God damn I hate that tiffer!"
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4.
When your balls are dipped into someone elses asshole, creating suction. When the balls are pulled out it makes a small but effective popping noise.
Last night we all played poker, and Mat decided to give me a Tiffer, it was the best Tiffer i have ever had.
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