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1. When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going qu..

1. What people say when they are unable to think of what they had eaten for lunch that day. "Caroline, what did you have for lunch?&q..

1. The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped. Librarian Cari- D..